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Question: Man has iguana fetish

Dear Lounge Advice,

Everyone thinks I can't stand women.

Well maybe that's basically true... I dunno.

But there is this hot chick I've seen around... I mean pornstar babe and everything.

Trouble is... she lives with an iguana named Chuck-Chuck and I wouldn't know one thing about being nice to a pet lizard.

Not only that...

I think I would loss an erection if Chuck-Chuck ever got into my bed.

I know this dilemma seems a little far fetched, but WTF can I possibly do if the wife and I ever met these two LL characters.

Thank you,

Fred Farkel

Sincerely,

(Anonymous)

  
Dear (Anonymous),

Do you people see the crazies I have to deal with???

Get outta my advice section, you butthead!

;)


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