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Question: Meeeeeemories

Dear Lounge Advice,
We just replaced our windows last summer with new dual pain windows. The frames of the windows are vinyl and are white, so they seem to get dirty often.


I was wondering if you recommend a good product for cleaning the vinyl.

I started to use Simple Green, but it smells too much like jagermeister and it reminded me of a time where I did too many shots of jagermeister and took home a a really ugly woman and fucked her.

She also drank some jagermeister and she threw up all over my lap when she was blowing me.

Therefore, I do not want to use Simple Green to clean the vinyl frames.


Do you have any ideas on what kind of cleaning product I should use?

Because I will not use Simple Green, it smells like jagermeister and it that brings back some really bad memories.

sincerely,
Fucks ugly chicks when drinking jagermeister.



Sincerely,

(Anonymous)

  
Dear (Anonymous),

Use your garden hose on full blast, you dumbass.
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