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Question: Pickle God
Dear Lounge Advice,
I have been having a reoccurring dream about the advise column lady and was wondering what you think.
In the dream I am standing on top of a golden pyramid in a sun god outfit, with the flowing robes and all. You are standing their leading a thousand other naked women who are all climbing the pyramid and throwing tiny sweet pickles at me.
The tiny sweet pickles are obviously a metaphor for your penis.
May I recommend just having it cut off to end your suffering? If your penis is green, that's probably a bad sign anyways.
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