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Question: Snoring Dog

Dear Lounge Advice,

My dog snores like a freaking freight train. He is indoor pet and has to sleep by my side of the bed. He doesn't snore as bad when he gets on the couch at then of my bed. But, I use that couch for sex and I don't want him ruining my love nest as it were. I even got one of those wave machines to mask his snorts. Any suggestions?

BTW - he is an American pittbull,in case that is pertinent to any of your suggestions.

Mrs. Sleepless in Sacramento



Dear (Anonymous),

Snoring dogs turn the ladies on. Suck it up and deal with it. If it distracts YOU, that's a good thing. Since you seem like a 'quick shooter', focus on the dog's snoring to prolong your stamina.

It's kind of like thinking about baseball during sex. Understand?


Exclusively from a woman's point of view-

P.S. If you want to turn her on more, get a snoring sheep. They're just sexier.
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