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Question: Craig’s List

Dear Lounge Advice,

WE are looking for this relationship. How can we get our message out to all the unicorns?


Gig of a lifetime.

Attractive, fit couple in our 30’s is looking for a long -term live in girlfriend experience. We travel extensively, eat healthy, work out daily and enjoy the finest Los Angeles has to offer.

At times we like to have a group relationship and at times we are interested in having an 1:1 experience with you. I (the female) is sometimes ill or exhausted and I am looking to have my partner entertained. I (the female) would like to spend time with both you and my partner together and separate. I’m looking for a best friend and an excellent lover for all of us.

We have plenty of space in our luxurious homes and love entertaining. We have a daily housekeeper and a chef so you would not be cooking or cleaning for us but enjoying our company as we would like to enjoy yours. We are looking for someone who is discrete, attractive, fit and loves entertaining. We enjoy quiet nights in the Jacuzzi, love catching up on TV, having a dozen or two people over for dinner or simply going out to dinner and a show. We love going out to dinner but clubbing is not our thing. We are drug and disease free and rarely drink. We are looking for a woman who has similar interests.

This is a perfect situation for an aspiring actress, model, artist etc . .

Will you be interested in meeting us? Please send us your bio, a little bit about you and why you are interested and 2 photos – face and full body picture. We are seeking a mutual beneficial long-term relationship – this is not an escort experience. If we feel there is a match we will reach out to you.


Sincerely,

(Anonymous)

  
Dear (Anonymous),

My suggestion would be Craig’s List or another medium, as you are trying to reach a particular group..ie unicorns. Keep us posted on your success.
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