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   IMPORTANT INFO FOR WOMEN FROM TESTOSTERONE INSTITUTE  

FORT COLLINS, CO
10/20/2010 08:53
Posted By:  - FORT COLLINS, CO  
 
Date Posted: 10/20/2010 08:53
   IMPORTANT INFO FOR WOMEN FROM TESTOSTERONE INSTITUTE

1. Every blowjob you give adds one month to your life.

2. If you swallow, the protein ingested is equivalent to five porterhouse steaks -- but contains only 150 calories.

3. A handjob a day keeps arthritis away.

4. Every ten minutes of love making is equivalent to thirty minutes on a treadmill.

5. Doing it doggie style will erase crow's feet and wrinkles.

6. Intercourse prevents divorce.

7. Regular fucking releases vitamin F, which increases the number of brain cells.

8. Sex eliminates headaches.

9. Obeying the eleventh commandment, "Thou shalt make thy man hard," triples your chances of getting into heaven.

10. Inviting an attractive female friend into your bed with you and your lover earns you a diamond choker for your birthday.



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