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   What is your most embarrassing moment working out?  

SCOTTSDALE, AZ
9/7/2012 20:01
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Date Posted: 9/7/2012 20:01
     The Flying Booger
My most embarrassing moment was running on the treadmill at a gym on a military base. I had just gotten over a cold and my nose was very stuffy.
I was the only one in the gym working out at the time.
This gorgeous fitness model looking girl comes in and gets right on the treadmill beside me.
There were 15 or so treadmills and she picks the one right beside me. Poor me.
So, trying to act like the macho male, I naturally speed up my machine a few times.
After a few moments I was breathing harder and just as i exhaled through my nose a huge Booger flew out and landed on her control panel.
Ever have one of those "Ewwwww,Fuuuuuck Me" moments?
I started to apologize profusely, grabbed my towel and went to wipe it off.
I missed stepped, fell on the tread mill which proceeded to shoot me back into the stationary bikes and knocked the wind out of me.
I was laying there dazed, seeing stars and gasping for breath (It's like you want to die but you know you can't)...
When i looked up I could see her standing on the sides of her treadmill laughing so hard she was crying.
I tried to laugh between trying to catch my breath but just lay there like a beat up pinata with all the goodies gone.
Turns out she actually was a fitness model and we dated after that. 
Her father got transferred a few months later and we never connected again, but she always told everyone how we met.

Mr. Lollapalooza



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