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   The funniest thing you have heard on a Booty Call?  

AGOURA HILLS, CA
6/18/2014 15:40
Posted By:  - AGOURA HILLS, CA  
 
Date Posted: 6/18/2014 15:40
   Some of the funniest shit we have heard has come from Booty Calls and yes from Single Males or from Single Males posing as Couples.  Sorry, but it's true!

This one was probably a SM posing as a Couple:  The latest which was this last weekend, which was probably "THE" most classic one to date.  Mr69 wanted to voice verify and this was the response we received; "We do a lot of things, but talking on the phone isn't one of them".    
...... Oh my fucking God did we laugh our asses off!  Needless to say, end of conversation...!

Booty Call another SM posing as a Couple:
Mr69: (after 5-10 mins of speaking with the guy) Can Ms69 speak with your lady? 
BC: (stuttering on the other end) ummm, well, she's in the shower.
Mr69: Can you put the phone on speaker so she can say hello?
BC: (a bit of silence) Uh, the door is locked.
Mr69:  When you decide to find a girl that looks like the one in the picture, call us back!     
...... We were in a restaurant and I about spit my drink out!

We have SO many and would love to hear yours!....  This shit is too funny to make up!



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