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   Women poem vs Men poem  

11/6/2012 05:10
Posted By:  - NEW WINDSOR, NY  
Date Posted: 11/6/2012 05:10

   WOMAN'S POEM:                                                                
 Before I lay me down to sleep,                                                
 I pray for a man who's not a creep,                                     
 One who's handsome, smart and strong.                                                                      
 One who loves to listen long,                                                
 One who thinks before he speaks,                                        
 One who'll call, not wait for weeks.                                           
  I pray he's rich and self-employed,                                              
  And when I spend, won't be annoyed.                                     
  Pull out my chair and hold my hand.                          
  Massage my feet and help me stand.                                                
 Oh send a king to make me a queen.                                        
 One who loves to cook and clean.                                        
 I pray this man will love no other.                                                    
 And relish visits with my mother.



MAN'S POEM:                                                                     
 I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast,                                   
 nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,                                                                              
 and loves to send me fishing and drinking.                          
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.


 One of my all time favorites.

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