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   XXXmas carols  

CALGARY, , AlbertaAB
12/12/2009 17:03
Posted By:  - CALGARY, , AlbertaAB  
 
Date Posted: 12/12/2009 17:03
   Here is a xxxmas carol that I was inspired to write. Can you picture Julie Andrews singing this?

My Favorite Swing Things

Bowls full of condoms and beds with bare asses
Dance floors with stripper poles surrounded by lasses
Beautiful bodies dressed up in G strings.
These are a few of my favorite swing things.

Black feathered masks and leather riding crops
Cock rings and dildos and toys from sex shops
Wild unicorns with tattooed angel wings
These are a few of my favorite swing things.

Girls in black panties with red satin hearts
Lubricant that rubbed onto shaved private parts
Outdoor tub parties that are ready to swing
These are a few of my favorite swing things.

When the rug burns,
When the sitter bails
When I'm feeling low,
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I am good to go.

Mr. TLCB



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