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   Can you get married in heaven?  

CALABASAS, CA
1/10/2010 07:50
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Date Posted: 1/10/2010 07:50
   On their way to get married, a young Protestant couple was involved in a
fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly
Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they
begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter
showed up, they asked him.

St. Peter said, 'I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let
me go find out and he left.

The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple is
still waiting. As they waited, they discussed that if they were allowed to
get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all. 'What if it
doesn't work?' they wondered, 'Are we stuck together forever?'

After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat
bedraggled. 'Yes,' he informs the couple, 'you can get married in Heaven.'

'Great!' said the couple, 'But we were just wondering, what if things don't
work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?'

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground.

'What's wrong?' asked the frightened couple.

'OH, COME ON!' St. Peter shouted, 'It took me three months to find a
minister up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a
lawyer?



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