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   Deer Camp  

CALABASAS, CA
6/28/2010 09:49
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Date Posted: 6/28/2010 09:49
   Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group
Is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

Ron's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the camping site
Only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and
Dinner cooking on the fire.

"Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife
Came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'" I pulled her hands
Off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie.
She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over.
On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.

And then she said,
"Do what ever you want."


So, Here I am. As Tom on the radio always says in his 101 classes ,..........DUMP THAT FAT CLINGY USELESS LAZY LIBERAL BITCH!!! ( She most likely wants to get back to her left wing lesbian friends in San Francisco anyway)




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