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   Choosing A Wife  

CALABASAS, CA
7/8/2010 09:01
Posted By:  - CALABASAS, CA  
 
Date Posted: 7/8/2010 09:01
  
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among
three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and
watches to see what they do with the money.


The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon,
gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses
up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to
be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.




The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new
set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some
expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that
she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.


Again, the man is impressed.




The third invests the money in the stock market She earns several
times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the
remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save
for their future because she loves him so much.




Obviously, the man was impressed.




The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with
the money he'd given her.



Then he married the one with the biggest tits.


Men are like that, you know.
And on another note!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today
than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should
be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and
absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.











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