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   He Said........She Said  

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12/23/2010 09:29
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Date Posted: 12/23/2010 09:29
  
10. He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've nothing to put in it.
She said...You wear briefs, don't you?

9. She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money.

8 He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
She said...Well, you succeeded.

7. He said... 'Two inches more, and I would be king'
She said...'Two inches less, and you'd be queen'

6. On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere."
Written just below it:"I do not."

5. He said... "Shall we try a different position tonight?"
She said..."That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board
While I sit on the sofa and fart. "

4. Priest...'I don't think you will ever find another man like your late husband.'
She said...'Who's gonna look?'

3. He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror.

2. He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.

and the number 1 "He said...She said"..

1. He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said...I would, but you're never there




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