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   If the roles were reversed and Men were in charge of the lifestyle ,,,,,,,,  

2/18/2011 17:58
Posted By:  - LAND O LAKES, FL  
Date Posted: 2/18/2011 17:58
   I was sitting around, drinking a cold beer and started wondering if the MEN were in charge of the lifestyle instead of the Women. I know it is not ever going to change but if had started how different it would be.

There would be a bowl of Viagra in the bathroom instead of breath mints

We would still have porn going on in the playrooms, but we would have it break every 15 minutes for Sportcenter

The party would start at 8:01, and by party I mean, everyone would be naked and in the bed ready to play.

We wouldn’t have a nice places like clubs or hotels or resorts to hook up, we would have a really big barn and if you were lucky we would have fresh hay--- most nights

Women would still dress to impress, but men would wear sweat pants and flip flops.

Single females would still be in high demand, but for the obligatory threesomes for birthdays and anniversaries.

Just a few any others?


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