Home   New Mail!  Contacts  Who's Online  Friends  Search  Advice  Forum  Blogs  Groups  Mall  Chat  My Account  Clubs  Travel  Login  
  12 members in chat11 in bOOty Call
 
Are you seeking Calabasas, California swingers personal ads?
 
Forum Category: Jokes, Cartoons and Other Fun Stuff
  
  Topic
 Originator Date Posted 
   Grandma's Boyfriend  

CALABASAS, CA
4/7/2011 14:32
Posted By:  - CALABASAS, CA  
 
Date Posted: 4/7/2011 14:32
  
Grandma's boyfriend 

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.

Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,

'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?'

Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend.

I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long.

The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh

... I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend.'

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible.

She started
Adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus.

Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister.

The minister said, 'Hello son, is your Grandma home?' 

The little boy replied, 'Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend.'

The minister fainted.





Click here to read more of this topic...
 
Click here to read next topic >>

Return to Calabasas, California Swinger Personals
Calabasas, California Swinger Club List of swinger clubs
Calabasas, California The Swingers Message Board, find Swinger Info here
Calabasas, California Lifestyle Lounge Magazine, The Online Swingers Magazine