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   welfare check  

4/17/2011 20:00
Posted By:  - LAS VEGAS, NV  
Date Posted: 4/17/2011 20:00
   A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi.  You know...., I just
HATE drawing welfare.  I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent.  We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and
bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.  You'll have to drive around in his
2011 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. 

"Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.  You'll also be expected
to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. 

This is rather awkward to say but you will also have, as part of your job,
the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her
mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well ... You started it." 

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