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   The Cremated Husband  

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4/23/2011 20:02
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Date Posted: 4/23/2011 20:02
   The Cremated Husband


Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes
home.

Picking up the urn , she poured him out on the patio table.

Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him.
"You know that dishwasher I always wanted? I bought it with the insurance
money!"

She paused for a minute, tracing her fingers in the ashes then said,
"Remember that car I always wanted? Well, I also bought it with the
insurance money!"

Again, she paused for a few minutes andwhile tracing her fingers in the
ashes she said,  "And remember that diamond ring I always wanted? I
also bought it
with the insurance money!"

Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, "And remember
that blow job you always wanted?"

"HERE it Comes !!!!"





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