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   Best Golfer Pick-up Line......  

4/27/2011 06:11
Posted By:  - COTTAGE GROVE, MN  
Date Posted: 4/27/2011 06:11


A golfer  walks into the 19th hole  bar and  takes a seat next to a very attractive

He gives her  a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a  moment.

The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date  running late?'  

'No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of  the-art watch, and I was just
testing it...'  

The intrigued  woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch?  

'What's so special  about it?'  

The golfer  explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk  to me telepathically.'  

The lady says, 'What's it telling you  now?'  

Well, it says you're not wearing any  panties.'  

The woman giggles and replies 'Well it must be  broken because I am wearing

The golfer  smiles, taps  his watch and says, 'Damn thing's an hour fast.'

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