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   Friday Funnies....  

4/29/2011 06:42
Posted By:  - COTTAGE GROVE, MN  
Date Posted: 4/29/2011 06:42
They are NOT politically correct...and I don't care!!

I got fired on my first day as a male masseuse today.. Apparently the instruction 'finish off on her face' didn't mean what I thought it did.

A fat girl served me food in McDonald's at lunch time. She said 'sorry about the wait.' I said 'don't worry Chubby, you're bound to lose it eventually.'
Snow in the forecast!  The TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches tonight, I thought to myself, "fat chance with a face like that!"

I have a new pick up line that works every time. It doesn't matter how gorgeous or out of my league a woman might be, this line is a winner & I always end up in bed with them. Here's how it goes 'Excuse me love, could I ask your opinion? Does this damp cloth smell like chloroform to you?'

Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away.... But since almost all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works best!

I took my Biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently "Blacks" and "Mexicans" were not the correct answers.

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