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   Kids, Your Mom is Ready to Start Fucking Again  

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5/8/2011 18:32
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Date Posted: 5/8/2011 18:32
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Kids, Your Mother Is Ready To Start Fucking Again














By

Karen Robertson








January 12, 2010 | ISSUE 46•02

Jordan, Tyler, come here. Sit down. I wanted to speak to you
today about something that's been on Mommy's mind a lot lately. As you
know, it's been almost two whole years since your father passed away,
and we all miss him very, very much. But after a long period of
mourning, I think we've finally healed enough as a family to begin
moving forward with our lives. So, after giving it a lot of thought,
your mother has come to the decision that she is finally ready to start
fucking again.

It's time, kids. Your mother can't go on grieving forever.


Now, I know you guys only want to think of me as just "Mom," and
that's okay! Believe me, nothing brings me greater joy than being your
Mom. But the truth is, I'm more than just the lady who tucks you in at
night and used to kiss your boo-boos. I'm also a grown-up, and grown-ups
have certain—how should I put this—needs that can only be met by
other grown-ups. Very special needs. Like companionship. And affection.
And the steady thrust of a man's engorged penis sliding ever so gently,
deeper, deeper, inside of her.


What I'm trying to say is sometimes your mother gets lonely and feels
like spending some time with a person her own age. A special friend,
you might say. A special friend who will tenderly lick your mother's
breasts, and her clitoris, and maybe pull her hair when she asks him to.
But I want you to know that I am not trying to replace your father,
okay? Your father will always be your father, and no one could ever
replace him. This isn't about that.


This is about finding a well-hung fuck-stud to shove his manhood
inside of Mommy and, with any luck, bring her to a shattering climax. A
man—any man—who will fuck her hard and fuck her soft and fuck her
however she wants it, whenever she desires.


Believe me, kids, if your father were still around to slam me silly,
we wouldn't even be having this conversation. But he's not, and I know
this is exactly what he would have wanted. You'll understand when you're
older.


And please don't think that once I get a little deep dicking things
won't be the same around here. You might worry that these new friends
I'm inviting back to my bedroom at all hours of the night to turn me
inside out will become more important to me than you. Well, let me tell
you right now: Even an 18-year-old quarterback with a face like Johnny
Depp's and the dong of a Clydesdale could never, ever make me forget
that you are the most important things in my life. His perfect,
smooth cock would still pale in comparison to you two. Even if it had a
big thick throbbing head.


And no, you won't have to call this person daddy. I will, but you don't have to.


Oh, my perfect little angels. This must seem so unfair to you. Here
we are, finally getting settled into our new lives, and now I go and
throw another curveball at you. I'm sure this is all very confusing, and
I know you guys must think it's too soon for your mother to get screwed
so hard her fillings come loose. To get porked rotten. To have her
sugar wall churned into cotton candy. To taste the sweaty tang of a
man's thickening shaft. To have her ass ridden raw all the way to San
Antonio. To break it off so nasty that the very angels in heaven have to
avert their eyes. To be thrown around like a rag doll, back and forth,
upside down, fucked, stuffed, and eaten out till she honks like a goose.
To have her anus drilled like a well of West Texas crude. To get split
in half by Dominicans twins with balls like grape melons. But trust me,
Mommy is ready for all of these things, and I promise you that
everything will turn out fine. Just remember: I'm your mother, and I
love you more than anything in the whole wide world. Even multiple
orgasms. Never forget that.


Now, who wants a grilled cheese?





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