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   new term "Lesbionics"  

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5/11/2011 07:59
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Date Posted: 5/11/2011 07:59
   A  new terms known as 'Lesbionics'...

1. What do you call a  pantry full of lesbians?
    A licker cabinet.

2. What do you  call an Eskimo lesbian?
    A Klondyke.

3. What do you  call 100 lesbians with guns?
    Militia Etheridge.

4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
    Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
    Fur  Traders.

6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called?
    A  Lickalotapuss.

7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
    Well Hung.

8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?
    She was found face down in Ricki Lake .

9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
    Even the  pool table doesn't have balls.

10. What do you call lesbian twins?
      Lick-a-likes.

11. What's the definition of confusion?
      Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
      One's a snack cracker; the other's a crack snacker.

13. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 state workers?
      100 people that don't do Dick.








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