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   Talking Dog  

COTTAGE GROVE, MN
6/7/2011 08:35
Posted By:  - COTTAGE GROVE, MN  
 
Date Posted: 6/7/2011 08:35
  

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a

broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the

owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your

story?'



The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty

young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had

me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders,

because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'


'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around

really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down.

I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near

suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was

awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just

retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's a Democrat and a liar. He never did any of that shit.




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