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   Blonde Joke!   

7/23/2011 07:38
Posted By:  - COTTAGE GROVE, MN  
Date Posted: 7/23/2011 07:38
A road crew supervisor hired a nice-looking blonde woman to assist with painting the yellow line down the middle of the road. He was skeptical about hiring her; but, she was enthusiastic and told him that she really needed the job. He explained to her that her work day would be to complete 2 miles of line on her road. He set her up with her brushes and paint and got her started.

After the first day, he was pleased to find she did an excellent job and was able to paint 4 miles of road in her 8 hour shift. He told her what a good job she did and how pleased he was with her progress.

The second day, she completed painting 2 miles of road. He was surprised on day one she completed twice as much work. He said nothing as 2 miles of road was the amount the job required anyway. He decided to just look forward to the next day when he was sure she'd pick up her speed.

On day 3 he was shocked to learn that, in her 8 hour shift, she only completed painting 1 mile of road. He called her into his office and asked her what was the problem..

"On your first day, you completed 4 miles of road; on your second day 2 miles of road; and now, on day 3, you were only able to complete 1 mile of road. May I ask what is the problem?"

"Well, think about it, boss" she replied, "I keep getting farther and farther from the paint can."

That was 2 minutes of your life you just wasted! Lol!  But keep in mind...I don't write them!!  :)  Mr Wild

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