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7/25/2011 20:00
Posted By:  - LAND O LAKES, FL  
Date Posted: 7/25/2011 20:00
   Pick the month you were born:
January——- I kicked
February—— I loved
March——– I karate chopped
April———- I licked
May———- I jumped on
June———- I smelled
July———– I did the Macarena With
August——– I had lunch with
September—- I danced with
October——- I sang to
November—– I yelled at
December—– I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1——- a birdbath
2——- a monster
3——- a day old fish
4——- a fork
5——- a snowman
6——- a gangster
7——- my mobile phone
8——- Chuck Norris
9——- my best friends
10——- my neighbor
11——- my science teacher
12——- a banana
13——- a fireman
14——- a stuffed animal
15——- a goat
16——- a pickle
17——- your mom
18——- a spoon
19——- a smurf
20——- a baseball bat
21——- a ninja assassin
22——- Bruce Lee
23——- a noodle
24——- a squirrel
25——- a football player
26——- a bowling ball
27——- my dentist
28——- an iPod
29——- a surfer
30——- a smelly homeless guy
31——- a camel

Pick the last number of the year you were born:
1——— In my car
2 ——— at Applebees
3 ———– In a hole
4 ———– Under your bed
5 ———– while riding a Motorcycle
6 ——— sliding down a hill
7 ——— in an elevator
8———- at the dinner table
9 ——– In line at the bank
0 ——– in your bathroom

Pick the color shirt you are wearing:
White——— because I am cool like that
Black——— because that’s how I roll
Pink———– because I’m NOT crazy
Red———– because the voices told me to
Blue———– because I’m sexy and I do what I want
Green——— because I think I need some serious help
Purple——— because I’m AWESOME!
Gray———- because Big Bird said to
Yellow——– because someone offered me $1,000,000
Orange——– because my family thinks I’m stupid
Brown——— because I think it's best
Other———- because I’m an assassin!
None———- because I can’t control myself!

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