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   Oh Lord!  

SAN JOSE, CA
8/21/2011 21:43
Posted By:  - SAN JOSE, CA  
 
Date Posted: 8/21/2011 21:43
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</span></u><span style="line-height: 41px; color: red; font-size: 24pt; ">The biker pulled over and said, 'Build</span>&nbsp;<span style="line-height: 41px; color: red; font-size: 24pt; ">a</span><span style="line-height: 20px; color: navy; ">&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="line-height: 41px; color: red; font-size: 24pt; ">bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'<br style="line-height: 41px; " />
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</span><span style="line-height: 41px; color: red; font-size: 24pt; ">The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for</span>&nbsp;<span style="line-height: 41px; color: red; font-size: 24pt; ">that kind of undertaking;</span>&nbsp;<span style="line-height: 41px; color: red; font-size: 24pt; ">the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take!&nbsp;<br style="line-height: 41px; " />
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It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it,</span>&nbsp;<span style="line-height: 41px; color: red; font-size: 24pt; ">but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of&nbsp;</span>&nbsp;<span style="line-height: 41px; color: red; font-size: 24pt; ">something that could possibly help mankind.'<br style="line-height: 41px; " />
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</span><span style="line-height: 41px; color: red; font-size: 24pt; ">The biker thought about it</span>&nbsp;<span style="line-height: 41px; color: red; font-size: 24pt; ">for a long time. Finally, he said, Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want&nbsp;</span>&nbsp;<span style="line-height: 41px; color: red; font-size: 24pt; ">to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I&nbsp;<br style="line-height: 41px; " />
try to</span><span style="line-height: 20px; color: navy; ">&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="line-height: 41px; color: red; font-size: 24pt; ">help, and how I can make a woman truly happy.'</span></p>
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