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   Costco Doctor  

9/14/2011 07:15
Posted By:  - COTTAGE GROVE, MN  
Date Posted: 9/14/2011 07:15

Costco Doctor

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says
to Mike, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of
money," Mike replies.

"There's a diagnostic computer down at Costco. Just
give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what
to do about it.

It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars. A lot
cheaper than a doctor."

So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and
takes it to Costco.

He deposits ten dollars and the computer lights up
and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.

Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water
and avoid heavy activity. It will
improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping at

That evening, while thinking how amazing this new
technology was,
Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled.

He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his
dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample from
himself for good measure.

Joe hurries back to Costco, eager to check the
results. He deposits
ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the

The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
(Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal
shampoo. (Aisle 7)
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours.
Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your
elbow will never get better.

Thank you for shopping at

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