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   Biker Mama  

9/24/2011 18:40
Posted By:  - SAN JOSE, CA  
Date Posted: 9/24/2011 18:40
   <span style="color: #333333; font-family: arial, helvetica, clean, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; ">A little old lady had always wanted to join a&nbsp;<br />
local biker club.<br />
One day she goes up and knocks on the door.&nbsp;<br />
A big, hairy,<br />
bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms&nbsp;<br />
answers.<br />
<br />
She boldly proclaims, "I want to join your club."<br />
<br />
The guy is amused and decides to humor her&nbsp;<br />
a bit, so he says<br />
she needs to meet certain biker requirements&nbsp;<br />
in order to join.<br />
<br />
The biker asks, "Do you have a motorcycle?"<br />
<br />
The little old lady replies, "Yep... my bike's&nbsp;<br />
parked over there,"<br />
and points to a flamed black Harley chopper in&nbsp;<br />
the driveway.<br />
<br />
The biker asks, "Do you drink?"<br />
<br />
The little old lady replies, "Yep, I drink like a&nbsp;<br />
fish. I'll drink any<br />
man in your club under the table.<br />
<br />
The biker then asks, "Do you smoke?"<br />
<br />
The little old lady replies, "Yep, I smoke like a&nbsp;<br />
chimney. At least<br />
4 packs of cigarettes and three joints a day&nbsp;<br />
and a couple of cigars<br />
in the evening, while I'm shooting pool."<br />
<br />
The biker is very impressed and asks, "You&nbsp;<br />
sound like one bad<br />
Mama. Tell me, have you ever been picked up&nbsp;<br />
by the fuzz?"<br />
<br />
The little old lady thinks for a minute and says,<br />
"Nope, but I've been swung around by my&nbsp;<br />
nipples a few times."</span>
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