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   The Genie  

10/26/2011 21:25
Posted By:  - SPARKS, NV  
Date Posted: 10/26/2011 21:25

 A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. The wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. They walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, 'Come on in.'

 When they opened the door they saw glass was all over the floor and a broken antique bottle lying on its side near the pieces of window glass. A man reclining on the couch asked, 'Are you the people that broke my window?'

 'We're sure sorry about that,' the husband replied.

  'Oh, no apology is necessary". Indicating the broken bottle, "You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years". Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but since it was an accident that you released me, I'll keep the last one for myself.'

  'That sounds fair' the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, 'I'd like a million dollars a year tax-free for the rest of my life.'

 'No problem,' said the genie 'You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life! And now you, young lady, what do you want?' the genie asked.

   'I'd like to own a gorgeous home in every country in the world complete with servants,' she said.

'Consider it done,' the genie said. 'And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!'

 'And now,' the couple asked in unison, 'what's your wish, genie?'

  'Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife.'

 The husband looked at his wife and said, 'Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?' She mulled it over for a few moments and said, 'You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind'

 So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other.

 The genie was very talented, well hung and insatiable. After three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, How old are you and your husband?'

 'We're both 45,' she responded breathlessly.

 'No Kidding,' he said. 'Forty-five years old and you both still believe in genies?'

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