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   Semen Sample  

COTTAGE GROVE, MN
11/1/2011 07:38
Posted By:  - COTTAGE GROVE, MN  
 
Date Posted: 11/1/2011 07:38
  
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said,

'Take t
his jar home and bring back a semen sample
Tomorrow.'

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared a
t the
doctor's office and gave him the jar, w
hich was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man

explained,
Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing.
Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.

Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with h
er right
hand, then with her left, still nothing.

She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with
her teeth out, still nothing.

We even called up Arleen, the lady next door a
nd she
tried too, first with both hands, then an a
rmpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing.

The doctor was shocked!

'You asked your neighbor?'


The old man replied,
'Yep, none of us could get that damn jar open.'



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