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   7 kinds of sex  

COTTAGE GROVE, MN
11/4/2011 08:35
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Date Posted: 11/4/2011 08:35
  

Extensive research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.


The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. * This kind of sex happens
when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the
face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. * This is when you have
been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have
sex anywhere, anytime...even on the kitchen floor.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for a long time, your sex has gotten routine, and you
usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex * This is when you have been
with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you
both say 'screw you.'

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. * This means you get Nun
in the morning, Nun in the afternoon, and Nun at night.

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. * This is when you cannot stand
your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of
everyone.

And; Last, but not least...
The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex. * You get a little each month,
but not enough to enjoy yourself.



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