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   Joke of the Day #2  

1/13/2013 10:19
Posted By:  - CALABASAS, CA  
Date Posted: 1/13/2013 10:19

A male patient is lying in bed In the hospital,Wearing an oxygen mask over his 
Mouth and nose,Still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure
A young student nurse appears to give him aPartial sponge bath.Nurse,' he mumbles, 
from behind the mask 'Are my Testicles black?'Embarrassed, the young nurse replies'
I don't know,Sir.I'm only here to wash Your upper body.'He struggles to ask again,
Nurse, are my Testicles black?'Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry 
about his testicles,She overcomes her Embarrassment and sheepishly Pulls back the 
covers.She raises his gown, holds his Penis in one hand and his Testicles in the 
other,Lifting and moving them Around and around gently.Then, she takes a close look 
and says, 'No sir, they aren't and I assure you, there's nothing wrong With them, 
Sir !!'The man pulls off his oxygen mask,Smiles at her and Says very slowly,
'Thank you very much. That was Wonderful, but listenVery, very closely.....' 
A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s -b a c k ?'

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