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   Joke of the Day #2  

1/16/2013 08:40
Posted By:  - CALABASAS, CA  
Date Posted: 1/16/2013 08:40
The cowboys rode the still snow-choked trails looking for
Cattle that survived the winter. As one cowboy's horse went
Around the narrow trail, it came upon a rattlesnake warming
Itself in the spring sunshine.
The horse reared and the cowboy drew his six-gun to shoot the
Snake. "Hold on there, partner," said the snake, "don't shoot -
I'm an enchanted rattlesnake, and if you don't shoot me, I'll give
You any three wishes you want."
The cowboy decided to take a chance. He knew he was safely out
Of the snake's striking range. He said, "Okay, first, I'd like to
Have a face like Clark Gable, then, I'd like a build like Arnold
Schwarzenegger, and finally, I'd like sexual equipment like this
Here horse I'm riding."
The rattlesnake said, "All right, when you get back to the bunk
House you'll have all three wishes." The cowboy turned his horse
Around and galloped at full speed all the way to the bunk house.
He dismounted on the run and went straight inside to the mirror.
Staring back at him in the mirror was the face of Clark Gable.
He ripped the shirt off his back and revealed bulging, rippling
Muscles, just like Arnold Schwarzenegger. Really excited now, he
Tore down his jeans, looked at his crotch and shouted,
"Oh my God, I was riding the mare!"


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