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   Wife comes home...........  

1/26/2013 05:05
Posted By:  - NEW WINDSOR, NY  
Date Posted: 1/26/2013 05:05

Wife comes home from the mall obviously pissed.  Husband mutes the TV and says, "what are you mad about now?"

Wife says "I was in the shoe store and the guy helping me was looking up my dress...he had the nerve to say that he had noticed I wasn't wearing panties and that he wanted to fill my pussy completely full of ice cream and eat every bit of it!  I want you to go down there and kick his ass!"

The husband went back to watching the game.

"Well?  Aren't you going to go kick his ass?" She asked.

"No" came the reply.

"Why not?"  She asked

He turned off the TV and looked at her.  "I'll give you three reasons.  One, you don't need any more damn shoes.  B, if you did need shoes you don't need to shop for them in a short skirt with no panties!  And last, if he is actually big enough to eat that much ice cream I don't think I can take him!"

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