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   Blonde Joke of the Day  

2/5/2013 08:19
Posted By:  - CALABASAS, CA  
Date Posted: 2/5/2013 08:19
    A blonde heard that baths in milk would
  make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman Dave to leave 25 gallons
  of milk.

  When the milkman read the note, he felt
  there must be a mistake. Dave thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he  knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the
  milkman said, "I found your note asking
  me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you
  mean 2.5 gallons?"

The blonde said, "No, I want 25 gallons.
  I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk
  and take a milk bath so I can look young
  and beautiful again."

  David the milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"

The blonde said, "No, just up to my BOOBS!
  I can splash it on my eyes."

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