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   Rectum Stretcher  

2/9/2013 04:49
Posted By:  - NEW WINDSOR, NY  
Date Posted: 2/9/2013 04:49

While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday (10 miles over the
limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a Pennsylvania State Trooper with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.

The Trooper pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's your hurry?'

To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.' 'Oh yeah,' said the Trooper,
'what do you do?' 'I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded. The Trooper stammered, 'A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?'

'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up
to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I
work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide.'

'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot ass hole?' he asked.

'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...'

Ticket ------------------------ $95.00
Court Costs -----------------   $45.00
Look on Trooper's face - ---  Priceless

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