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   The Indian With One Testicle  

NEW WINDSOR, NY
2/13/2013 04:55
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Date Posted: 2/13/2013 04:55
  

 


There once was an Indian who had only one testicle and whose givenname was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.


After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'


The word got around and nobody called him that anymore.


Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said,
'Good morning, Onestone.'   He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into


the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day,


until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.


The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised hewould do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until A womannamed Yellow
Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow Bird , who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when
she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'


Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love
to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!


Why ???


OH, come on...
take a guess !!!



Think about it!!!



You're going to
love this !!!


Everyone
knows...


You
can't kill Two Birds


with OneStone!!!






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