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2/13/2013 08:36
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Date Posted: 2/13/2013 08:36

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Ed wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office... But she was dating someone else. One day Ed got so frustrated that he went to her and said, 'I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you... The girl looked at him, and then said, 'NO!'



Ed said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.' She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend...So she called him and explained the situation.



Her boy friend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down.' She agreed and accepts the proposal. Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, 'What happened...?' Still breathing hard, she managed to reply,



'The bastard had all dimes!'



Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.



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