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   New Ford Truck  

NEW WINDSOR, NY
3/14/2013 01:07
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Date Posted: 3/14/2013 01:07
  
I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex
Fuel Truck. Go figure; it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.











I returned it to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.


The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.

"Nelson",
the technician said to the radio.

The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!" he continued and "On The

Road Again" came from the speakers.

Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in

an instant "Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next

few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven", I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles", I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light

and nearly creamed my new truck, but

I swerved in time to avoid him.










I yelled,
"Ass Hole!"











Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen, the President

of the United States."

Damn I love this truck....



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