Song to the tune of the TV show The Beverly Hillbillies
Come and listen to the story about a man named Jed.
Poor Mountaineer barely kept his family fed.
Then one day while he was shootin at some food
Up from the ground come Ellymay nude.
Strripped that is no clothes on .
Well the next thing you know she shitting on the floor.
Weed from her ass unscrewed the kitchen door.
Kitchen door tried to nibble at her tit.
Carved her initials in a bucket of shit.
Sung by the hillbilly quartet!
Did you get a hard-on? Not yet!
Aree you going to get one? You bet!
How you going to get one? No sweat!
God Ellymay was hot!