Whatever your "KINK" is, just spell it out...
If you are looking to have sex with two female midgets dressed like Umpa Lumpas riding a miniature pony with a cow bell and zebra stripes on a water bed with rubber sheets and baby oil while a group of bisexual transvestites dressed like evil clowns stand around the bed and sing we are the world.... Just say so!!!!
But seriously, what are you looking for. Who knows, this thread may help make some really great connections!!!
Let the writing begin!!!!