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   Was it too kinky to....  

8/15/2013 18:16
Posted By:  - MINNEAPOLIS, MN  
Date Posted: 8/15/2013 18:16
   Question of the day:  Was it too kinky to feed a temporary sex toy to the vanilla neighbors?

So me and the hubby go grocery shopping, and he gets a glint in his eye when we reach the yellow squash bin. 

"These look pretty tasty.  Any size look appealing to you," he asks, holding one up at the suggestive angle.

"Behave," I replied, catching the censoring glance of another shopper as i grabbed it our of his hand.  "Besides, it's too long and thick."  I picked out three appealing and less intimidating squash.   "These will work better with recipe," I said with a wink.

Well, to make a long and pleasant story short, the groceries were unpacked and one of the yellow squash migrated upstairs with us to make a cameo appearance in my coochie, the special extra ingredient intensifying the final orgasm, my legs in the air, my fingers clicking my clit, my husband's cock buried in my butt, jerking, jerking, filling me with his warm come, overwhelming me with one of those orgasms so great that you completely loose yourself in waves of pleasure for minutes at a time.

One yellow squash well used and worth every penny. 

Well, two days later, our friendly and unfortunately gorgeous and thus torturing neighbors come over for a light supper on our deck.  Now, despite our wishes and all of our scheming, they have remained dull to greater possibilities of pleasure with us.  Vanillas can be so dense.  But at any rate, they are great company, and I have no problem whipping up a nice salad for them to go with the brats and the wine they brought over.

Perhaps it was the wine - two glasses before dinner is a bit much for me, but the conversation was great and I was thinking that Mr. Neighbor was standing comfortably closer to me than normal.

"Let me help you with that," he said, taking the knife from my hand.

Chop, chop, chop.  I fed him the veggies and spinach, mixed the results of his knife work with some croutons and craisons, enjoying his aftershave, finishing the bowl off with a nice custom vinegarette.   Voila,  the salad was served.

Ten minutes and another glass of wine later, my clever husband stabbed his salad, holding up a slice of yellow squash. 
"Great salad, honey." he announced with a smile.  "Did you add a special ingredient?"

I about choked on the brat in my mouth, realizing we were feeding the neighbors one of the stars of our recent DP session.

Mrs. Neighbor chimes in herself, waving another slice of the yellow squash under her nose.  "What oil did you use?  I think I might be catching a hint of something like truffle oil.   I love organic and rich salad dressings.  You'll have to tell me your secret."

Yeah, in my dreams I thought to myself as we polished off the food, saving just enough room for dessert.

So back to the question of the day:  Was it too kinky to feed that nice perfectly sized yellow squash to our vanilla neighbors?

I washed it.  I promise!

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